tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-176585342011-04-21T17:58:38.820-07:00Swami Kidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13475278845249849521noreply@blogger.comBlogger121100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17658534.post-1148949195091189022006-05-29T16:38:00.000-07:002006-05-29T17:33:15.123-07:00never kiss an aligator.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17658534-114894919509118902?l=swamikid.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Swami Kidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13475278845249849521noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17658534.post-1132108898383814062005-11-15T18:32:00.000-08:002005-11-15T18:44:28.840-08:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6330/1706/1600/butterrun.0.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6330/1706/200/butterrun.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6330/1706/1600/butterrun.jpg"></a><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Knock-knock? </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Who's there?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Butter.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Butter, who?</span><br /><br /></span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:130%;">I butter run.</span> </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17658534-113210889838381406?l=swamikid.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Swami Kidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13475278845249849521noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17658534.post-1132020114227900022005-11-14T17:51:00.000-08:002005-11-14T18:02:56.326-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6330/1706/1600/centipede.0.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6330/1706/200/centipede.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >Q. What goes ninety-nine thump, ninety-nine thump?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >A. A centipede with a crutch.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17658534-113202011422790002?l=swamikid.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Swami Kidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13475278845249849521noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17658534.post-1131576439931158052005-11-09T14:37:00.000-08:002005-11-09T14:48:22.136-08:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6330/1706/1600/beet.0.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6330/1706/200/beet.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6330/1706/1600/beet.jpg"></a><span style="font-size:130%;">People say eating beets are good for your health, but I'd rather beat myself than eat beets. </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17658534-113157643993115805?l=swamikid.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Swami Kidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13475278845249849521noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17658534.post-1131575084425210162005-11-09T14:13:00.000-08:002005-11-09T14:24:44.436-08:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6330/1706/1600/fats.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6330/1706/320/fats.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"><strong>Don't get fat.</strong></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17658534-113157508442521016?l=swamikid.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Swami Kidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13475278845249849521noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17658534.post-1130888883518550282005-11-01T15:29:00.000-08:002005-11-01T15:48:03.533-08:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6330/1706/1600/coughingman.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6330/1706/320/coughingman.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;">When you cough, don't do it too hard or you'll knock your teeth out. </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17658534-113088888351855028?l=swamikid.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Swami Kidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13475278845249849521noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17658534.post-1130796905582660612005-10-31T14:09:00.000-08:002005-10-31T14:15:05.610-08:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6330/1706/1600/Not-listening.0.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6330/1706/400/Not-listening.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6330/1706/1600/Not-listening.jpg"></a><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"><strong>Always listen to your parents.</strong> </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17658534-113079690558266061?l=swamikid.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Swami Kidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13475278845249849521noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17658534.post-1129595173313760042005-10-17T16:58:00.000-07:002005-10-17T17:26:15.786-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6330/1706/1600/bad_breath.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6330/1706/320/bad_breath.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:lucida grande;font-size:180%;">If you love your friends, brush your teeth. </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17658534-112959517331376004?l=swamikid.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Swami Kidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13475278845249849521noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17658534.post-1129162878425579552005-10-12T17:11:00.000-07:002005-10-12T17:21:21.696-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6330/1706/1600/fallingdown.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6330/1706/200/fallingdown.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6330/1706/1600/fallingdown.jpg"></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6330/1706/1600/fallingdown.jpg"></a><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:lucida grande;">When you walk in the rain, don't run.</span> </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17658534-112916287842557955?l=swamikid.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Swami Kidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13475278845249849521noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17658534.post-1129062695689211102005-10-11T13:08:00.000-07:002005-10-11T13:45:10.956-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6330/1706/1600/hobbit2.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" height="266" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6330/1706/320/hobbit2.jpg" width="211" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="left"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6330/1706/1600/hobbit.jpg"></a><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">Be nice to hobbits.<br /></span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">They are people too. </span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17658534-112906269568921110?l=swamikid.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Swami Kidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13475278845249849521noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17658534.post-1128975075427025292005-10-10T13:09:00.000-07:002005-10-10T13:30:23.096-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6330/1706/1600/untitled1.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6330/1706/200/untitled.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6330/1706/1600/untitled.jpg"></a><br /><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#000000;">Don't pass gas like this. </span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17658534-112897507542702529?l=swamikid.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Swami Kidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13475278845249849521noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17658534.post-1128897233379027442005-10-09T15:32:00.000-07:002005-10-09T15:33:53.386-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6330/1706/1600/underwear1.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6330/1706/200/underwear.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:lucida grande;font-size:180%;">Always wear underwear.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17658534-112889723337902744?l=swamikid.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Swami Kidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13475278845249849521noreply@blogger.com0