Fear Not Swami Kid Is Here

Monday, May 29, 2006

never kiss an aligator.

Knock-knock?

Who's there?

Butter.

Butter, who?

I butter run.

Q. What goes ninety-nine thump, ninety-nine thump?

A. A centipede with a crutch.

People say eating beets are good for your health, but I'd rather beat myself than eat beets.

Don't get fat.

When you cough, don't do it too hard or you'll knock your teeth out.

Always listen to your parents.

If you love your friends, brush your teeth.